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Posted on March 21st, 2012 by Kyle

Introducing Helmet Band-Its. You can wear them on your helmet. You can wear them as a scarf. You can rub them on your face like the jumbaco in this video. Or you could probably attach two of them together in such a way that you could wear it as leopard skin play pen for your junk. Tarzan style. And they’re only $68/ea!!!! OMG I’M BUYING THEM ALL! …..OR! How about this, I’ve just come up with a new game. It’s called Band-it Scalpers. Basically goes like this…you see somebody wearing a Helmet Band-It on the slopes, you promptly ski over to them and remove (scalp) the Band-it from their helmet (make sure to yell and scream like a menacing Indian from an old timey western film). You then attach your fresh kill to your ski pole in proud display. Skier with the most scalps at the end of the day, week, month, season, whatever…wins! Just don’t hurt anyone and don’t even think about telling the cops we told you to do it. Feel free to put as much effort into the game as possible. I recommend war paint, feather, maybe some sort of head dress? See the movie Last of The Mohicans for ideas.

ps. oh yea the Smith I/Ox is coming out next year too…

One Response to “Band-it Scalpers!!!”

  1. Casey says:

    He’s way more punk than you…

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